1.) The Snuggie.
If there is one invention that is both useless, retarded, and hideously terrifying, it would have to be this "Snuggie" I thought for sure the Snuggie craze would have died down by now but, lo and behold, the obsession over this item is still going strong. How lazy are we that we can't just go turn up the heat? No, we must have a blanket with arm holes so that we can effectively spend more time sitting on our asses.
2.) Plaid Flannel.
Every where i look these days, I see plaid shirts, leggings, jackets, EVERYTHING. And this is just unacceptable. It is not 1993, and this is a trend that should have died long ago. Unless you are the reincatnation of Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley, or perhaps a lumberjack, then you have NO.EXCUSE. to dress like a bearded, overweight logger in his fourties.
3.) Feather Hair Extensions.
I must admit, I have a hatred for any and all hair extensions to begin with (will get to that later) But, the worst hair trend I have seen in a long time is, without a doubt, these feather hair extensions. It just makes no sense to me. What is cute about looking like you assaulted Big Bird to fix your hair? I mean, this is essentially, a fishing lure you are tying to your head. MAKES.NO.SENSE.
4.) Hair Extensions in General.
Call me crazy, but when I want long hair, I grow my hair out. I don't go to the salon and pay money to have fake hair duct taped to my scalp. Newsflash, dears, you're not fooling anyone.
5.) The "Oompa Loompa" Look.
I'm not sure when it became socially acceptable to look like Ernie from Sesame Street, or how anyone, ever, for any reason, could possibly find it attractive, but yet the just-drenched-myself-in-orange-paint look is STILL going strong. I just dont understand why more woman can't learn to love the skin they are given. I have never been a fan of over-tanning anyway, but this orange-skin trend takes the cake.
6.) Cupcakes.
It kind of confuses me that cupcakes have become such a major fashion statement. Don't get me wrong, I love my sugary, frostingy, cakey treats just as much as the next mommy blogger, but that doesn't mean that i feel the need to wear cupcake socks, or jewelry, or cut my hair to resemble a cupcake. Call me crazy, but I think food should be eaten, not worn.
7.) This. No more needs to be said.
8.) "Boots with the fur"
I should not even have to list this item, as this trend should have died a fiery death before it was even born. Unless you are an eskimo, there is no excuse for these hideous excuses for shoes.
9.) Hooker boots.
I love me a good boot, and I love me a good heel, but the combination of both, plus hideous pleather/insert other tacky fabric here stretched up above your knee is just ridiculous. If you are, in fact a prostitute, then by all means, have at it. But if you are a mother, business woman, or teenager, lets just NOT pretend we are "working girls" shall we?
10.) Low rise/hipster jeans.
Low rise jeans are only good for sorority girls who want to show off their thongs. It is inevitable, where there are low rise jeans, there will be asscrack. Maybe it is just me, but I find it disturbing when i see thirteen year old girls, or even fifty-something grandmothers at walmart bent over to grab something, top six inches of ass crack on full display. It is just a tad bit uncalled for.
11.) Cleavage.
Now, this, I must explain. I am all for a little peek or two of the goods in a cute top whilst going out dancing, or on a date, etc etc. But cleavage is something that should be reserved for the night life. It is NOT.OKAY. to go run errands in a vneck that damn near exposes your belly button, or to show of "the twins" at an important event such as court or a pta meeting.
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